three conversations

-1- 

[in his car, on the way to dinner]

Him: Do you know who is this singer? I really like her. 

Me: *trying to listen carefully* Mmmm... No..I don't think I know... 

Him: Are you sure? 

Me: Yes. Who is her?

Him: You don't know? Get out of the car now!

Me: Um ok. *trying to unfasten the seat belt* 

Him: *Laughing so hard* I am kidding.

Me: I think I know. This is Madonna! 

Him: Ah there you go! *caressing my hair*

Me: Oh my God you are so gay! Gayer than I am! 

Him: But she is good! 

-2-

[in my bed, the first time he stayed over]

Him: Do you know you snore? 

Me: *looking at him, trying to stay awake* No way. 

Him: Yeah you do. 

Me: You're teasing me. Go to sleep. 

Him: *reaching for his iPhone* Here, listen. 

Me: What? You voice-record me snoring?

Him: Yes. *laughing* 

Me: Noo.. *the voice-memo started to play* 

Me: God, I snored! *laughing* 

Him: Yeah, you're so cute. *hugging me from behind* 

Me: Go to sleep. 

-3- 

[one cold night after a week not seeing each other]

Him: I miss you. *licking my body*

Me: I miss you too. 

Him: I love your body. And the whole package. 

Me: *rolling eyes* You're lying! 

Him: *laughing* No I am not. You know that. What about you?

Me: Me? What are you talking?

Him: *licking my ears* What do you like about me? 

Me: Everything. *carried away by his tongue* 

Me: Wait. *gasping* I like it when you said 'oh yeah' while licking my body. 

Him: *stop licking* Really? 

Me: Yes. *Smiling* 

Him: *whispering* Oh yeah.. *licking my ears again* Oh yeah.. 

Me: *laughing* Just because I love it, doesnt mean you have to do it all the time.