[in his car, on the way to dinner]
Him: Do you know who is this singer? I really like her.
Me: *trying to listen carefully* Mmmm... No..I don't think I know...
Him: Are you sure?
Me: Yes. Who is her?
Him: You don't know? Get out of the car now!
Me: Um ok. *trying to unfasten the seat belt*
Him: *Laughing so hard* I am kidding.
Me: I think I know. This is Madonna!
Him: Ah there you go! *caressing my hair*
Me: Oh my God you are so gay! Gayer than I am!
Him: But she is good!
[in my bed, the first time he stayed over]
Him: Do you know you snore?
Me: *looking at him, trying to stay awake* No way.
Him: Yeah you do.
Me: You're teasing me. Go to sleep.
Him: *reaching for his iPhone* Here, listen.
Me: What? You voice-record me snoring?
Him: Yes. *laughing*
Me: Noo.. *the voice-memo started to play*
Me: God, I snored! *laughing*
Him: Yeah, you're so cute. *hugging me from behind*
Me: Go to sleep.
[one cold night after a week not seeing each other]
Him: I miss you. *licking my body*
Me: I miss you too.
Him: I love your body. And the whole package.
Me: *rolling eyes* You're lying!
Him: *laughing* No I am not. You know that. What about you?
Me: Me? What are you talking?
Him: *licking my ears* What do you like about me?
Me: Everything. *carried away by his tongue*
Me: Wait. *gasping* I like it when you said 'oh yeah' while licking my body.
Him: *stop licking* Really?
Me: Yes. *Smiling*
Him: *whispering* Oh yeah.. *licking my ears again* Oh yeah..
Me: *laughing* Just because I love it, doesnt mean you have to do it all the time.